by joanna
I don’t want to offend any of the faithful readers of this blog — I love you, I really do. I appreciate your comments, I appreciate your readership. But ya’ll, too many of us are too stinking old.
Want evidence? A whole bunch of you don’t like the intros at basketball games? Why? Because it takes a whole 3.5 minutes to get through? Let me reiterate that I don’t want to offend, I don’t want to turn you away. But Come On!
I usually ignore them, because I’m readying my stats page for the game and I see lots and lots of intros. But I like the creativity or the simplicity. They make me smile. The kids enjoy it. What harm is there? As one of you noted, someone could get hurt after a chest bump. Yep. Very true. If it happened, that would truly stink.
But how often do us “old” (mentality, not age) folks — I’m throwing myself in there — ever just let these teens be teens? They aren’t throwing gang signs (not all the time anyway that I’ve noticed), they’re not flipping someone off, no one is yelling Airball to the other team or some other horrible thing that old folks hate, they’re not screaming profanities.
Let them be. Let them have fun. There’s so much seriousness in sports, with every parent sure their kid is going to be a Division I scholarship recipient who they are pushing into every camp and keeping them playing 24/7, 365. So let’s let them, for a few seconds, show some exuberance and fun.
Remember when you were a teen and you walked through a store and people’s eyes followed you? I remember, and I was about as conservative and boring as a 16-year-old could be. It made me mad. Sure, some teens deserve a close eye, but not all of them.
So next season, avert your eyes when the intros start. Go to the bathroom. Or just smile and think, Hmmm, I bet that’s fun to sit in study hall and try to come up with a cool new routine.
I’m done preaching, but I’m hoping you all will share your thoughts. Agree? Disagree? Think I’ve offended my entire readership?
I’ll try to suck up tomorrow.