To answer your last question, Joanna, to sign someone else’s name to a blog post means you don’t have the courage or the conviction to stand behind your own views, no matter how much you, Jonathan or someone else may disagree, or how controversial they are.

The friend needed seven names or else they wouldn’t be visited by the tooth fairy.

What does it mean when a parent calls because their kid isn’t listed in the stats leaders?

One of two things: The name is misspelled or the parent hasn’t been at many games.

What does it mean when a team continues throwing the ball in the fourth quarter despite a big lead?

They’re like Circle and can’t move the ball any other way (although they’d never have a big lead…)

What does it mean when a basketball player slams the ball onto the floor?

It’s time to do something about that roach problem.

What does it mean when your mother-in-law won’t eat your (or your wife’s) cooking?

It means my wife has been cooking.

What does it mean when you have Christmas music on and it’s not Thanksgiving yet?

You’re too lazy to change the radio station from 105.3.

What does it mean when you sign your name as someone else’s on the blog?

You’re probably the type of person that would call Joanna wondering why your child isn’t on the leaderboard.

What does it mean when a parent calls because their kid isn’t listed in the stats leaders? It means the parent needs proof for his/her bragging rights!

What does it mean when a team continues throwing the ball in the fourth quarter despite a big lead? It means they are from BC and they are too cocky!

What does it mean when a basketball player slams the ball onto the floor? He is sick of the city league refs.

What does it mean when your mother-in-law won’t eat your (or your wife’s) cooking? She wouldn’t know a good meal even if Emeril cooked it!

What does it mean when you have Christmas music on and it’s not Thanksgiving yet? It means you’ll be sick of the holidays before they get here.

What does it mean when you sign your name as someone else’s on the blog? It means you are afraid of how your kid will get punished for your opinions.

What is the difference between a politician and a high school coach? Absolutely nothing, they both are great at the game of politics!

It means they are the proud parent of the next Bill Gates not Bo Jackson.

What does it mean when a basketball player slams the ball onto the floor?

It means the official needs to lose another 20 pounds so he can be in proper position for the block/charge call.

What does it mean when a team continues throwing the ball in the fourth quarter despite a big lead?

It means you’re a KC Chief fan who fell asleep on the couch after stuffing yourself on Thanksgiving. You’re awaken from your fantasy dream by Uncle Bill’s belching.